ADOPT A MONSTER

My papercraft monsters were born when I created 'The Monster Drawing Workshop.'

Each of these unique cardboard beasts was hand-crafted by me and hold a special place in my heart. But that said my studio simply doesn't have enough space to give these monsters a proper home.

If you have a few square inches of surface space available in your studio, office, mantle, etc. and would like to adopt a one-of-a-kind artistic creature than view the available monsters below. Each of these is a one of one signed original and once adopted will no longer be available.

Want us to create a custom monster for you? Just send us an email.

Each adopted monster will come with a signed certificate of monster adoption.

(All prices include FREE shipping, available to US residents only)

 

Name: Dragon Dog

Size: Approx. 6 inches tall • Parts: 6

Story: The love child of a Middle Ages dragon and a hound dog. Popular in Warlock circles.

Price: Adopt here ($48)

 

Name: Evil Owl

Size: Approx. 5.5 inches tall • Parts: 5

Story: It's former job was the mascot for the Bohemian Grove. Popular with NWO types.

Price: SOLD

 

Name: Wurm

Size: Approx. 4.5 inches tall • Parts: 2

Story: There is no such thing as a bad apple, it's always the worm inside.

Price: Adopt here ($27)

 

Name: 3

Size: Approx. 8 inches tall • Parts: 3

Story: Forget the terrible 2's, the 3's are what you really have to look out for. They're vicious!

Price: SOLD

 

Name: 6

Size: Approx. 8 inches tall • Parts: 3

Story: One of the original band members of 666. Left the band and started a solo career.

Price: Adopt here ($27)

 

Name: Willie the Dragon

Size: Approx. 6 inches tall • Parts: 7

Story: Willie is the happy-go-lucky dragon. Just don't make fun of his name or you'll be flame broiled.

Price: SOLD

 

Name: Art Goblin

Size: Approx. 6.5 inches tall • Parts: 8

Story: An over-saturated creative imagination creates this monstrous tulpa. We all possess an art goblin lurking within.

Price: Adopt here ($48)

 

Name: Gorkle

Size: Approx. 7 inches tall • Parts: 5

Story: These creatures live under beds feeding on dust bunnies. No wonder they are so angry.

Price: Adopt here ($48)

 

Name:  Bonehead Jones

Size: Approx. 7 inches tall • Parts: 5

Story: A dead aristocrat with a fondness for action sports, he likes to haunt the local skate park.

Price: Adopt here ($48)

 

Name: Mr. Ocular

Size: Approx. 8 inches tall • Parts: 6

Story: You know the feeling you get when someone is watching you? It's actually this guy.

Price: Adopt here ($48)

 

Name: Alien Crab

Size: Approx. 7 inches tall • Parts: 8

Story: This creature was a stowaway on an a meteorite that crashed in the Mojave desert. It's favorite movie is Capricorn One.

Price: Adopt here ($54)

 

Name: Snilbog

Size: Approx. 6.5 inches tall • Parts: 5

Story: Snilbog is a Goblin spelled backward. He likes lurking in dark closets.

Price: Adopt here ($48)

 

Name: Chompy

Size: Approx. 6.5 inches tall • Parts: 4

Story: You don't want to get bitten by this toothy beast. His saliva causes neural paralysis. So don't sleep with your feet hanging out.

Price: Adopt here ($48)

 

Name: Lizard Man

Size: Approx. 6.5 inches tall • Parts: 8

Story: A DARPA military experiment embedding human DNA with an iguana. His favorite Star Trek character is the Gorn.

Price: Adopt here ($48)

 

Name: Oglar

Size: Approx. 7 inches tall • Parts: 9

Story: After suffering a blow to the head, this genetically modified creature was equipped with three sets of eyes.

Price: Adopt here ($48)

 

Name: Blah

Size: Approx. 5.5 inches tall • Parts: 8

Story: This creature is highly annoyed by the sound of country music. (Who isn't?) One lick from him will turn you to stone.

Price: Adopt here ($48)

 

Name: Mutant Mind

Size: Approx. 6 inches tall • Parts: 9

Story: This creature was designed by a mad scientist and consists of a robot body, cadaver head, and a recycled brain.

Price: Adopt here ($54)

 

Name: Ogias (Giant Snack)

Size: Approx. 8 inches tall • Parts: 5

Story: He enjoys a high-protein diet provided by the local villagers.

Price: Adopt here ($48)

 

Name: Let Your Imagination Run Wild

Size: Approx. 7 inches tall • Parts: 3

Story: Release your creative beast.

Price: SOLD

 

Name: Hugger the Horrible

Size: Approx. 6 inches tall • Parts: 11

Story: He appears friendly at first glance and offers free hugs. In reality, he'll squeeze you to death and eat you instead.

Price: Adopt here ($48)

 

Name: Back Talker

Size: Approx. 5 inches tall • Parts: 5

Story: It flies around impersonating people to spread scorn and rumors. If you catch one and pluck it's wings they'll slowly fade away.

Price: Adopt here ($38)